Category: Humour / Fun

Being Spontaneous

A Alky in recovery, bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through...

The Hardcore Wino

A wino was staggering down the beach hungover and sick. His mouth was dry, and he desperately wanted a drink. He was checking all the empty cans and bottles in the thrash, in a...

The Irish Mans Resolve

An Irish man walks into a pub & the bartender asks him what he wants to drink. The man says, “Give me three pints of Guinness please.” So the bartender brings him three pints...

Time To Go

A long time AA member lived to a very old age and one morning God appears to him, as he lies in bed. AA member: What have you come for God? God: Well, I’ve...

Too Drunk

A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink. “Get out” says the bartender. “I don’t serve drunks here”. The drunk staggers out the front door, only to come back in...