A wino was staggering down the beach hungover and sick. His mouth was dry, and he desperately wanted a drink.
He was checking all the empty cans and bottles in the thrash, in a hope of a leftover. At last he found one, pulled the cork, and out popped a genie!!!
Genie said, great, I am free, I have been in there for 3500 yrs… you get 2 free wishes!
The wino thought about it for a minute and said, I want a bottle of wine that will never run dry…
Poof! there, in the wino’s hand was a fresh bottle of wine. He pulled the cork and took a slug.. the bottle refilled itself. Great the wino said…
The genie said, hurry up, I`ve got some catching up to do… the wino thought for a minute, and asked the genie, you got one more bottle like this?
